If you look like David Wain and have a tiny penis, you don't have a chance at landing a girl like Amanda Peet, right? Wrong. So very, very wrong.

Pretty funny faux-documentary tracking the ups and downs of a man with the world's largest penis. We're still not clear why they didn't just follow Ann Coulter around with a camcorder.

Okay, guys, you can throw away the pumps, pills, potions and powders. There’s a proven method for enlarging your Peter (and Paul and Mary, too), that’s entirely natural and effective. (Notice how we didn’t say “safe.”)....