It was on Oprah...sort of. 

Palin's a quitter who loves unprotected sex. 

Huh. Maybe she is a real American after all. 

For all of you out there who use to say to yourself: "You know, I'd enjoy The Tonight Show a lot more if Jay sat in a chair next to his guests."

Victory is yours!

He's got Seinfeld and Oprah, so never let it be said the big-...

Conan can pretend he doesn't curl up with a bottle of Absolut, but we know he's lying.

Have you seen his ratings?

We find it hard to get worked up over the comings-and-goings of Leno and O'Brien because ultimately, they aren't going anywhere other than a new time slot. Sadly, though, Ross Mathews, better known as "Ross the Intern," won't...