This is more support for our upcoming thesis, "Every White Dude on the Planet Looks Like Either Zach Braff or Seth Rogen." Resembling celebrities is a blessing... and a curse.

There's a fine line between Phil Collins and Phil Colin, as you learn in this clip. (Actually, maybe not...both are British musicians, and both suck. A lot.) In any event, watch the clip to see more startling Same, But...

Paris Hilton escaped from Lynwood this morning, finally, and caused a paparazzi multiple orgasm. Someow she combined a perp walk and a catwalk. But she's still flouting the law the minute she leaves!

Paris Hilton--on her way from her new DUI-specialist lawyer's office--looks like a little girl as mom Kathy drives her home. Paris changed her tune this week dramatically from defiant and angry to sorrowful and contrite.

Paris Hilton will have a very unglamorous new address come June: the Los Angeles County jail. So much for slap-on-the-wrist celeb justice -- she'll be doing the time. The city attorney's office filed documents in Superior...

... crashing a $200,000 Maserati in a single-car accident in Hollywood. The rapper-actress hit the center divider and then got taken away by the cops in an early-morning DUI arrest.

From October 3, 1995, the most famous verdict of our time. Amazing, really, that the jury forewoman tripped over OJ's name as she read the verdict. Interesting how several of his army of lawyers seem nonplussed -- and even...

The lawyers for Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead, and Anna Nicole Smith get snippy in court, and gonzo Judge Larry Seidlin wants "good vibrations" in his courtroom.