Here's the thing.

We all know Sean Hannity is a big strapping handsome right-wing shill. He sucks us in with his good looks, then we start blaming the Democrats for destroying California by protecting some little pissant fish.

Not really.

Stewart is a fun-loving wiseacre, whereas Beck is proud to reign as king of the angry morons Americans. Their claims that Barack Obama has a not-so-secret agenda to destroy the United States from the inside must...

Let us get this straight, Jon. You expect us to choose the biggest douche amongst Sean Hannity, Lou Dobbs and Glenn Beck? That's like trying to decide between the guillotine, a firing squad and a having some sort of giant...

Sean Hannity's "obsequious crack-licking" of Rush Limbaugh's elephant-sized rump means he must have really upset El Rusho like all the other GOP types who bow at his probably-need-to-be-replaced knees. Otherwise, why would a "

We mean, do you really hate Sean Hannity?

We mean, do you despise Hannity with all of your heart, mind and soul, a hatred so deep it seeps out of your pores and keeps you awake at night with the hot burning intensity of an...