We're with Mr. Cuddles. There is no way sitting through an entire hour with Sean Hannity would be preferable than ending it with dignity. 

Thanks for watching. 

Who cares that it's half-assed and phony?

SEAN HANNITY APOLOGIZED TO JON STEWART!!!

You effing nailed him, Stewart. Bow down and grovel, Hannity.

You're through! 

No joke. We're serious. It happened. 

All because of a little something Jon Stewart likes to call "television footage." 

We know Shepard Smith is an advocate for unreasoning over at Fox News, but Sean Hannity too? Judging by this clip, in which the nutjob news anchor addresses a Jon Stewart rant about the Sean Hannity Show using old footage...

Here's the thing.

We all know Sean Hannity is a big strapping handsome right-wing shill. He sucks us in with his good looks, then we start blaming the Democrats for destroying California by protecting some little pissant fish.

Not really.

Stewart is a fun-loving wiseacre, whereas Beck is proud to reign as king of the angry morons Americans. Their claims that Barack Obama has a not-so-secret agenda to destroy the United States from the inside must...

Let us get this straight, Jon. You expect us to choose the biggest douche amongst Sean Hannity, Lou Dobbs and Glenn Beck? That's like trying to decide between the guillotine, a firing squad and a having some sort of giant...