Now that Daniel Craig has gone and soaked up all the world's 007 love, what's an aging James Bond to do? Well, 17 martinis, a game of naked Twister and a hot chick with a mustache ought to cover a solid evening. Eh, 00-Susan?

To celebrate Connery's birthday, we thought we'd throw out a head-to-head impersonation smackdown. In our opinion, Ferguson does a funnier Connery, but nothing tops the inspired lunacy of Darrell "I'll take the rapist"...

The best James Bond, now and forever, ain't getting any younger, but age would never keep a randy old swordsman down. He's still sharp as a tack on Celebrity Jeopardy, and he still made your Mother say Mooooooo last night....

The original (and still the best) James Bond will be 78 in August, but that doesn't mean he's not shaking and stirring chickens a quarter of his age. Who cares if Aisha Tyler prefers Daniel Craig? Connery was knighted for...

The new Indiana Jones film, The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, will be missing screen legend Sean Connery, who played Indy's father in the last film.  But Connery doesn't know that.  Impressionist DCLugi does both Connery and...

Lost sometimes amid all the turkey, stuffing, booze, football, and tryptophan is the real meaning of Thanksgiving. Thankfully Matt Sloan and Aaron Yonda have composed this charmingly low-fi retelling of the original story for...

We were unaware that Sean Connery had hung up his kilt. Fellow Scot Craig Ferguson fills us in that the once-and-forever-greatest-Bond-of-them-all (no offense, Mr. Craig) has give up acting to go back to his first love:...