We remember a world before Snuggies--a world where blankets were blankets and robes were robes. It was a simpler place.

And incredibly, most of the interested parties at this auction are male! Get ready to learn all about the 4.5-foot walrus organ ("fossilized with the skin intact"), all while laughing at the myriad camera angles and awkward...

Animals committing petty crimes is hilarious enough, but a Scottish news station taking the time to do a full profile of the incident (complete with interviews of the victim and the criminal) really takes the biscuit... or...