Paris Hilton may have had a truly frightening Halloween if reports are true that her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt choked her in a limo after the two left Heidi Klum's party. Nice to see America's biggest sex symbols dating such...

Now that we've all recovered from candy, the real great moments from Halloween are starting to pour through. Ellen's prank on Taylor Swift is one of the best, and almost as evil as Kanye's prank... it was a prank, right?

With yesterday's election said and done with, we thought this man-on-the-street video of New Yorkers talking about Bloomberg was just too funny.  Though his bid to get a 3rd term seems controversial, it seems like New Yorkers...

It's a little bit long, but stick with it until the end.  These guys are hilarious.

This actually isn't odd behavior for an Ewok.  If you lived on Endor, what do you think you'd be doing all the time?

Coming in just a few days too late is an advertisement that would have given all the ladies a compelling resource for their sexy Halloween costume needs.  Not all their costumes are sexy, though.

Not because of ghosts, goblins, devils and flaming bags of dog doo, but because masks cause swine flu, candy literally turns kids into monsters, dogs like to hump and Colbert turns into the scary demon SOUPFACE!!!

These are...

This just might be our favorite recurring bit every year. Something about kids in ridiculous outfits brings out the best in Uncle Dave. You know who he is, right? He's the creepy guy down the street who gives away the crap in...

You know how this works, Kimmel's people mash-up two costumes into one and throw a big trick-or-treating soiree. Everybody's coming: Doc Ocotmom, Mike Vick's Vaporub, Spider Manny Ramirez, Tick Cheney and some weird...

One spooky presence becomes a pain in one couple's collective ass.  It's like Paranormal Activity, only with crossword puzzles.

Six movies prove Jigsaw's genius.  The 14th proves his shortcomings.  We're guessing it's due to impending senility.

So what if it's November?  Shut up!  Scott Gairdner and company worked hard on this Halloween music video.  Do you want to make them cry?  Then sit down, and click on the link, you jerk.  A classic exhumed for your post-...

Halloween has come and gone. No doubt you saw the usual parade of Jokers and Marios and Captain Jacks, but surely you saw their more feminine counterparts, too. Watch this video for a handy checklist!

We're over the slutty nurse thing.

Maybe our libidos waned with age, but we've gotten all angry old man about Halloween.

"Listen, sonny. When I was your age Halloween was all about little kids making crappy homemade costumes...

When you're a lycanthrope, affordable, fashionable options aren't easy to find. Vampires get all the love.

Dogs like to chat about politics, but not to dress up.  That's the psychotic sense of balance you'll encounter when this crazy chick dresses up her dogs and talks about politics for five minutes.