If you A) have actual weapons—swords, knives, guns, etc.— at your disposal and B) are actually looking for trouble, you DO NOT know how to fight like Jackie Chan.

We've had several friends spend time in China, so, needless to say, we've been waiting for these Summer Olympics for a long, long time.  Okay, maybe not.  But the fact remains--stuff is going to get weird.  The "official song"

Chan tells a charming story about a recent movie stunt gone terribly wrong -- or terribly right, depending on your perspective -- when he ended up in a very compromising position with an unsuspecting model. Lucky for Jackie,...

That's just one of the many revelations from last week's "Late Show." Other notes of intrigue to keep you on the edge of your laptop include: Jackie Chan's mystery wood, a crime-fighting Jew, Dave's Close call with a lovely...