Now that it's presidential pardon season, no one will mind if we go ahead and indict the vice president for his involvment in financial corruption at the highest levels of government. As it turns out, they're on to him in...

Morons could never be this consistent. We don't want to overreact, but anyone who gets on board an aircraft is signing their death warrant. Bon Voyage!

It was five years ago this week that Vice President and toxic gas bag Dick Cheney declared war on Iraq (isn't that the job of Congress?), and a nation crapped it's pants. Dick must be a Gwen Stefani fan because he keeps...

Stephen Colbert puts headphones on his wrist cast so the government listening devices planted within won't hear him as he reveals the White House's plan to build a NAFTA secret superhighway. Then he really drops the bomb: It'...