Good news: His pile of gold coins makes him the wealthiest duck in the world.
Bad news: His lack of healthcare is ruffling his feathers with STDs.
At least he hasn't taken the economic hit like his nephews Huey, Dewey and...










They've taken their dicks out of the boxes and commenced putting them up in each other's mothers. A tad incestuous? Perhaps. But they are both grown-ass men. Besides, the ravishing Patricia Clarkson and the foxy Susan...

Always.
Zac Efron...awwww, isn't he cute?
Make sure and sip that beer, son. Otherwise it'll come back to haunt you, even though vomit breath smells sweet on your adorable mug.



