Lindsay Lohan's dad appeared on the Maury Povich Show and said he will do whatever it takes to save his wasted daughter's life--even if it involves kidnapping her. Lohan has flipped out in response, and is in the process of...

In honor of this weekend, we're dusting off the phrase "gay as Easter." This kid's dad is gay as Easter.

It’s tough raising children in this hard-fast liberal world, so start the day right with some Hannity cereal – now available with 0g of Colmes!

Dad's beyond drunk. Dad's got some sort of sleeping disorder...he might be blind too. And he's ruining his son's sleepover with his midnight sex solicitations.

We love watching kids be funny, and though drugs are no laughing matter, it's quite hilarious watching this 7-year-old battle the afterglow of laughing gas. "Just say no" must've not applied.

(Ed note: funny, but still weird...

We finally learn what motivates the Hustler to do these horrible, horrible things: middle-school football.

So Henry the "murderer" is off death row and hanging out with his girlfriend's folks, one of whom, for those who missed it, is Tom Arnold. (Why do we get the feeling that this clip has footage of Tom sitting in a darkened...

If we had a nickel for every time we got high in the bathroom stall at a rehearsal dinner, we'd have 15 cents. Sometimes, you need a break, and the guys at the Cooper/Johnson affair are in just such a position. Unfortunately,...

With gas prices being what they are, it's not often that families get to go out for a drive anymore. So when this thoughtful son takes his dad out for a drive in his new BMW and shows off his mad lane changing skillz, you'd...

Poor Dana. She was just trying to have a little fun with her ogling pals on the internet before her bat mitzvah, and Papa had to come in and ruin the whole thing. We doubt this is real, but even if it isn't, we still applaud...

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Michael finally steps up to the plate and defends his daughter to the press. Maybe, her father shouldn't be so okay with her boyfriend having a criminally record and returning to rehab, but his heart is in...

Don't have time to watch all those fascinating quasi-reality home shows on cable these days? Don't worry, Bob Odenkirk taped them for you! First off, here's a MUST-see episode of "A Gay Guy Wastes Your Time," starring...

This guy has officially lost our vote for Father of the Year. His kids almost hit the ceiling when daddy wakes them up by reenacting a scene from the cult horror film Texas Chainsaw Massacre. He'll have plenty of time to...