Oprah's fallen off the wagon more times than a drunk riding on top of the Black Maria, but she's ready to give the permanent weight loss thing another try. We recommend getting down with Dance Dance Revolution.

When celebs get pregnant, they're more likely to suffer on the rack than to let someone else extract the information from them. There have been suspicions about the size of Mariah's belly for a bit, and Ellen tries getting...

Ugh.  Chipper, beauty-queen talk show hosts like Jessica St. Clair give us ulcers.  Throbbing ulcers.  This video, however, is a very brilliant exercise in goofiness, and thankfully, "Jessica St. Clair" is merely a figment of...

Don't worry if campaign '08 has been passing you by.  There are ways you can compensate and even overcompensate for not having a damn clue about what's going on in politics today.  Today Now! explores some ways you can save...

Barbara Walters went on Larry King to plug her tell-all autobiography.  We're pretty sure it's called I Slept with a Black Senator 30 Years Ago and I Hate Star Jones.  Be that as it may, she seemed annoyed with Larry, and...

It's not like we enjoy making fun of Tyra Banks and the ridiculous subjects she chooses to cover on her talk show. (We applauded when she took her clothes off, for example.) Her choice of covering the fetish "squashing" has...

What better way for Dr. Phil to celebrate his milestone 1,000th show? Why, to have infinitely more popular host Oprah Winfrey to celebrate! Practically upstaging the advice mogul with her visit, Oprah sat and chatted for...

Ellen Degeneres dared ex-party girl Jenna Bush to call her daddy during her live talk show. The comedian wondered if it was difficult to get ahold of her parents. Jenna nervously complies, but fears her parents will be so...

Ellen Degeneres apologized to Brad Womack, the star of the reality show "The Bachelor," for calling him a jerk. Like many fans of the show, Ellen got emotionally caught up in the series and was disappointed at the end when...

Ellen Dengeneres borrows the Human Tetris idea from a quirky Japanese game show that became a viral sensation The Daily Tube has featured before. Humans try to fit through a cut-out in a moving wall. This time Ellen added...

The plush toy that everyone's going to be talking about this holiday season made a stellar debut on Tyra Banks's new talk show the other day, and a weirder video you will never see (until the next time Tyra's show airs, at...

Conan O'Brien doesn't just do scripted stuff; he can improvise through a false fire alarm during a live taping of his "Late Night" show with the best of them. Ironically, they had just finished a sketch about studio...

Ellen DeGeneres recently got hysterical over an incident with a puppy she had adopted from Mutts and Moms, a nonprofit dog-rescue organization. The talk show host gave the dog to her hairstylist and her two daughters, but due...

Ellen DeGeneres' raw emotion is startling to watch. After taking a moment, Ellen explains that she tried to give an adopted puppy to a friend's family and due to red tape, it's been taken away. DeGeneres takes advantage of...

Don't ask us what this show's about or what all of those strange graphics are for - all we know is that host speaks to us in the universal language of vomit bloopers. Television hosts must be made out of much stronger stuff...