Give Caitlin Upton credit. She was the butt of a national joke, also in the Iraq and the South Africa, as such, but she had the gumption to do a bit for Kimmel. It seems our pristine queen is unaware where babies come from...

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!

It doesn't work out so well. 

Need more proof that old people don't like change? 

That man has a moustache.

Ironic?

Not really. It's just Guillermo doing another movie parody. About facial hair.

We have no idea what Toddlers & Tiaras is, but it can't be more disturbing than Guillermo all dolled up like JonBenet Ramsey. 

(Shudder)

Here's more if you can take it. 

(Shudders again)

If you don't get a warm feathery fuzzy watching Jimmy Kimmel interviewing Big Bird about life on Sesame Street, then...

We don't want to believe people like that exist. They're phantoms, like Mr. Snuffleupagus. 

He doesn't...

Would it shock you to learn that Jimmy Kimmel has a tangential connection to the mega-douche-of-the-moment Richard Heene? 

The it probably won't be a surprise that the link is some "actor" named Perry Caravello, who used to...

"Oh say, can you see, by the power of the Dodgers..."

(Guillermo wipes away a tear, eats another nacho.)

We feel your pain Guillermo. That was a gut-punch loss if we ever saw one.

Doesn't explain what happened to your shirt,...

Chippy is the aunt with no sons, yet she gets crucified by two morons, namely Jimmy and Sal. 

While Chippy was off babysitting, the boys sent out a crew to paint here house orange and green. She doesn't take it so well. It...

Ladies and gay gentlemen, sit back and enjoy the pixilated goodness of naked dough boy Jimmy Kimmel as he bends over for Ricky Gervais!

Oh, it's not like that, get your mind out of the gutter...

Honestly, is there anyone out...

Now, that's a spicy meatball!

Too easy? Screw you. We're off to CostCo to get a 25 lb. sack of spaghetti noodles and a 50-gallon drum of Prego. 

Before you watch the video, take a guess: Will it weigh more than Guillermo?