Geez, we knew that journalism was in a bad way because of the internet, but is this REALLY what it all boils down to now? Is this retard really the example of what bloggers should aspire to be?
Let's just take a minute and...

Now you too can experience the panic and fear that swept NYC Monday when some idiot decided that flying a Boeing 747 accompanied by a roaring F-17 fighter jet a mere 2,000 feet above the heads of New Yorkers was a good idea. ...


We suppose it's possible to mix up your phone and a hot iron, but we doubt the iron is much of a conversationalist.
"Hello?"
"Sssssss!"










