Lovelorn Donnie's back, plying his trade in Photoshop and heart-sickness.  This time, he works his technical magic on a portrait of his rebound lady-love.  Will the Beast win his Beauty back?

In another parody of the juiced-up muscle man who really really loves himself, this Republic Commando lets the world know just how sexy he is in the 'droid community. Imagine C-3PO doing a similar video about his massive...

Okay, you caught us. We totally shot this video of ourselves. But hey, when you look this good, it's only natural to share it with the world.

In advance of his eagerly-anticipated testimony before the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform on February 13, Roger Clemens has finally come clean. In this (oddly choppy) video, the Rocket lays it all on the...

So much for the passive steroids defense. On Monday, Roger Clemens came out swinging, airing an explitive-laced conversation between himself and former trainer Brian McNamee and claiming that he never used used performance...

Katie Couric interviewed MLB superstar Alex Rodriguez about the recent Mitchell Report identifying various steroid users. Denying any usage of performance-enhancing drugs, A-Rod downplays the severity of the problem and says...

Like most of America, we were pretty shocked to hear Roger Clemens linked with steroids last week. But maybe we all should have seen it coming. Admit it, there were early signs, like his enormous head, the fact that he never...

Thanks to the Mitchell Report, we now know that Roger Clemens takes it in the butt...steroid needles that is. What's funny is that fawning, paunchy, middle-aged white sportswriters banged out stories of Clemens' "legendary"...

Were you shocked to see Roger Clemens and Andy Pettitte in the Mitchell Report documenting steroids in baseball? Well, Black20's "CounterPoint" has even more shocking revelations: Willie Mays Hayes from "Major League," Enrico...

What, you thought we were going to throw up our videos without coverage of the Mitchell Report press conference? Not likely. So, here's former Senate Majority Leader and Ireland peace broker George Mitchell, telling us mostly...

21 months. 80+ names, some of them baseball rock stars like Roger Clemens and Andy Pettitte. Now, it's up to teams to work out suspensions for guilty players, those players to file formal appeals and for Bud Selig to commit...

Someone needs to taser ESPN's Buster Olney. The guy is a terrific reporter, always breaking big news. But with A-Rod's contract and Barry Bonds' indictment coming down simultaneously, he's hyperventilating. He lost his entire...

You'd expect "The Daily Show" to go heavy on the steroid jokes. Nope. Rob Riggle tells where he was when he found out about Bonds momentous home run...buried alive in no man's land with a coyote, natch.

He knew it as soon as he made contact. With one swing of an over-sized splinter, Barry Bonds tied the most sacred record in professional sports, nailing home run No. 755 in San Diego's monstrous Petco Park. The scene was so...

The drama keeps building for Balco Barry. The bomber by the bay knocked career homer No. 754 into the San Francisco night Friday, pulling him within a single shot of Hank Aaron's legend. Afterwards, Bonds and manager Bruce...