Forget Iraq and Afghanistan. They're hopeless. South American soccer hooligans? They, on the other hand, are perfectly receptive to democratic considerations in their field charging, as they showed in this clip by charging...

When a free spirit (a.k.a. random nutjob) runs onto the field during a soccer game, the security guards take him down and school him. Seconds later, the players and spectators pour onto the field to show them how it's done....

Imagine if Joe Torre left his position as Dodgers manager -- just a year after leaving the Yankees, mind you -- to take over as manager of the U.S. national team, which would suddenly play with major league stars. Then,...

The Germans are incredibly excited about life now that all the post-WWII glare has finally worn off, which is precisely why they put cheerleaders at many of their sporting events. Well, maybe the cheerleaders will be a little...

Irish striker Robbie Keane made huge headlines across the pond this week by leaving longtime club Tottenham Hotspur for Liverpool, and his first goal in a red jersey won't be the first time he celebrates a tally with an...

Memo to American stadium police: This is how to put down unruly fans; just kick them in the crotch. If you don't believe us, just check out the solid karate kick put in on the woman who starts to charge one officer who seems...

With London-based English Premiership side West Ham United -- the team which was the basis for "Green Street Hooligans" -- on a United States tour, who made the decision to match them against fans of Ohio State? Here's a...

This video comes straight from a soccer match in the Belarusian league, where referee Sergei Shmolik was helped off the field with "back pain", except his back pain translates in English as "too much alcohol." Finally, a...

David Beckham was upstaged by D.C. United striker Luciano Emilio during a nationally televised MLS game on Sunday, with Emilio scoring two goals and leading United to a 4-1 win over Beckham's Galaxy team. Well, Beckham isn't...

The Spanish won the European Championship on Sunday afternoon, and by all accounts, they haven't stopped partying since. Well, what do you expect from a country that invludes Ibiza? What's more impressive is that the players...

Long the lovable losers, Spain decided to shed it's soccer image. Instead of falling apart at the hands of another perennial contender, Germany, the Spanish played a solid game at the back and used one moment of brilliance...

First things first: This goal REALLY DID happen, and it REALLY DID count. A Tolkien striker, after being stonewalled by Stockport County goalie Neal Cutler, just snuck up behind him and, well, took the ball from him when he...

Anyone who knows anything about soccer over the past year knows that Cristiano Ronaldo is the hot item on the circuit. He's the reigning European "Footballer of the Year," the centerpiece of Champions League and English...

MLS side FC Dallas hired a new coach last week, and while Schellas Hyndman is still a relative unknown in the larger circle of MLS fan clubs, etc., he's got a bit of a track record in the martial arts community, where he's a...

Well, is it? This Frenchman seems to think so, traipsing across the Parisian suburbs and firing shots at all doors, trashcans and windows, open or closed. Regardless of what you think about soccer, general lawlessness or the...