Old money and new money, together at last, doing what rich people do best--cocaine and condescension.

The Middle Show's Pat Driscoll went to watch "celebrity" "magician" David Blaine whore himself out in Central Park a few weeks ago. He was hanging upside down for...some reason we're unsure of, as our fascination with magic...

The picture to the left can't even begin to describe the debauchery billionaires are into these days. Let's just say orphanages are for the weak, and dolphins love to watch humans doing it, which is perfect for us because we...