Okay, that might not be news to some of you, but when 23-year-old Lindsay Lohan takes a picture with 54-year-old Donatella Versace and you can't tell the difference? That's bad.

Some of you out there probably got lucky this weekend.  For those who didn't, simply follow this easy recipe for success while dating.  Be careful with that crack lab, though.

A former bodyguard of the late Anna Nicole Smith testified he saw her former husband Howard K. Stern inject her with a sedative prior to her death, and that her psychiatrist also injected her once. Was Smith in fact killed by...

Lindsay Lohan's friends claim they're helpless to do anything for the star. Lohan has reportedly been going on drug binges, and has fallen into a depression over her latest break-up with girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

You can share this video with your friends using our usual tools and then commence debate as to what substance this freak has been using prior to filming this hilarious interview.

In all seriousness, drugs and prostitution are a big problem for orphan children. It's too bad the people out to help them have no idea what their talking about.

Reality weirdo Dustin Diamond got his start as Screech on the much-loved kids show Saved By the Bell, but his tell-all book Behind the Bell isn't going to help any future reunions. According to Diamond, the cast was embroiled...

Though less obvious, musical numbers from the kids shows of an imagined yesteryear are probably more effective pro-drug messages than anything Black Dynamite and Funky Feline could dream up.

Adam Goldstein, better known as DJ AM, was found dead in his New York apartment on Friday. According to police, drug paraphernalia was found in his apartment. Goldstein previously battled with drug addiction, and last year he...

Rumors are swirling that Angelina has demanded Brad go to rehab for drug and alcohol abuse. We'll report it, naturally, but we're expecting rumors of Angelina demanding Brad Pitt stop eating babies' souls for fear of her...

The Los Angeles County coroner has officially declared Michael Jackson's death a homicide. The King of Pop reportedly died of an overdose from a drug cocktail, which included powerful anesthetics. Jackson's doctor, Conrad...

The sudden death of hyperactive TV pitch superman Billy Mays broke Americans' collective hearts. His autopsy indicates that he had cocaine in his system, leading to the following response from the world: "Oh! I'm surprised!...

When it was first revealed that Mischa Barton was involuntarily hospitalized, her stay was supposedly 72 hours long. That time has passed, and now rumors are swirling that Barton tried to kill herself after a three-day...

The divorce between Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil  is finally official. It turns out paparazzi and drug abuse don't do wonders for a marriage.