Only months after being released from a psychological treatment facility in Arizona, actress Heather Locklear was arrested on suspicions of drunk driving. Alcohol has been proven not to be involved in the incident, but drug...

George Michael was arrested on September 19th for "class A drug possession" and has since been let off on a warning by the UK police. He's recently issued a statement on his arrest: "Mumble mumble, very sorry, mumble mumble,...

Helpful hint: when you're on probation for drug possession, you don't want to be caught for, um, posessing drugs. Actor Ryan O'Neal and his son, Redmond O'Neal, were arrested in LA on September 17th, charged with possession...

MacKenzie Phillips used to be the star of the sitcom One Day at a Time until she was fired in 1980 for drug use. Twenty-eight years and multiple overdoses and rehab stints later, Phillips dropped a few bags of heroin on the...

Shocking news, folks: Amy Winehouse has snorted some powder-like substance in public, and the momentous occasion was caught on camera. In other surprising events, the sun rose in the east this morning.

The answers to what led to Heath Ledger's accidental drug overdose death just might rest on the willowy shoulders of Mary-Kate Olsen. Authorities suspect Olsen knows something about where Ledger's drugs came from...but Olsen...

The Circle of Celebrity Life continues as Winehouse steps out of the hospital after an overnight stay for a reaction to medication. The best part of this clip is the cigarette dangling from the mouth of an apathetic (and e...

Amy Winehouse is back in the hospital, but this time it's a regular hospital for commoners and not rehab (no, no, no). She had a bad reaction to some medication--apparently her body can't handle legal drugs. Doctors say she'...

Jackass' Steve-O recently went from rehab to the lunatic asylum. According to his website, he's been clean for over three months, but he still has a lot of issues to sort out. Given some of the stunts he's pulled on Jackass,...

The latest installment of Wainy Days is as weird and wooly as they come.  It starts with Dave trolling for love (as usual), then winds into song, dance, the drug trade, cloak and dagger intrigue, and more lavish costume...

In a world where only big men run the drug rings, this man will prove that 'big' has nothing to do with size.  Fark TV brings you "Blow Kid," based on the true story of a child at a daycare found with drugs on his person.

The list off reasons for showing up to a first date, um, not high is long.  Second dates, though?  Anything goes, so feel free to tie off the vein of your choice.

Fresh off her arrest for attempting to buy crack, former addict and Oscar winner Tatum O'Neal was refreshingly forthcoming about her problems. If only some bigger celebrities could learn from Tatum... except for that crack-...

After fighting with drugs for most of her life, Tatum reached an new low point when she was arrested for attempting to buy crack near her apartment on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. Now, she has had her day in court and...

Are you tired of a plausible story?  Fed up with comedy that tries too hard?  Then watch this video, wherein a mouse offers sexual pleasure in return for cheese.  Reminds us of every rodent that ever lived in our apartment.