The following clip comes straight from Finland, that Scandanavian bastian where the winters are long, the weather is cold, the people are all drunks, the women are men (or at least often mannish) and the hockey goalies LOVE...

Now that Michael Jackson has gone on to his Neverland Ranch in the sky, it's time to move on with your lives people! Don't cry for MJ, India, there will be another ridiculously overblown celebrity death before you can count...

The only thing scarier than Thriller-era Michael Jackson should be Michael Jackson, circa 2007. Believe it or not, there's something even more frightening. Try this lo-fi Bollywood rip-off of the original "Thriller."...

From The Daily Tube's “Weird News of the World” department: the inmates of Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in Cebu City, Philippines, stage a cast-of-thousands (literally) re-creation of Michael Jackson’s “