Upside the head, you filthy animals. First off, get your minds out of the gutter. Second, yuch. Double yuch. Triple yuch. We rather watch Letterman in a gay porn that see Paul "hoisting the Canadian flag."

In other testicular...

Americans allegedly don't find soccer a very interesting sport, but what about if rules required propelling the "ball" with a huge arsenal of guns? Wegame.com has put together a video of Team Fortress 2 soccer, starring the...

Who wants to stand around all day watching other guys take all the glory?  No one, that's who!  Especially not when you've spent all your life training and educating yourself about sports, giving your all at the tryouts, only...

The Amsterdam SOCCER club (yeah that's right we said it; come get us, Euro-freaks) helped put together this viral video for their new home jersey, made by Adidas.  It's kind of like a German version of something Improv...

Street soccer is like soccer on drugs. No, we're not talking steroids, think the good party drugs. These kids use pure strength and agility to high kick the ball over rooftops. The Olympics should encourage this kind of...

This Adidas advertisement for the 2008 Beijing Olympics takes crowd-surfing to the next level. China is so crowded that this might just be an accurate depiction of the Olympic events.

These Korean soccer fans have left the era of crappy posters and "the wave" behind for a ridiculously choreographed routine using multicolored t-shirts. Why don't they all just pitch in and buy a fancy Jumbotron so they can...

This shocking footage from the first game of the La Liga season for Spanish international Seveilla FC shows 22-year-old midfield player Antonio Puerta suffering from a series of heart attacks during a game against Getafe CF...

David Beckham is reaching out to fans of all ages. First, the soccer star scored an impressive goal for LA Galaxy against DC United after being benched due to an ankle injury and now he’s spending time with pint-sized ball...

The American public has been bombarded with David Beckham Mania for over a month now. On Wednesday night, Posh Spice's hubby finally delivered something other than a DNP or a few courtesy minutes. As one announcer says, it is...

If you saw the 8-year old running back we showed a week ago and said to yourself "I don't see enough transcendent talent in the grade schools these days," here is your chance to be impressed again in this video that has...

The MLS may be on its way up after all. OK, one win over a Scottish team does not turn around a league that has yet to drum up American interest among casual fans. But take a look and a listen to the crowd in Commerce City,...

We present the newest L.A. Galaxy star -- who's going to miss his first game due to an ankle injury -- as he attempts his best "Magnum" look while shooting promos in his new uniform. Because what's a day without a little...

The self-appointed video title raises the possibility that Turkey's Yavru Kartal Muhammed (try to say that 10 times fast) could become the next Ronaldo. In reality, the youngster is more of a Ronaldinho style ball-possessor....

Beckham and Bush, each super-duper stars in their own right, enjoy a contrived little game of grab-ass. There is no shortage of athleticism, as each flashes a bit of brilliance in the other's version of "football." They...