The City of Big Shoulders got the cold shoulder from the Olympic committee. What went wrong? Blame Kanye, Oprah Barack and Tim for the one thing they have in common... 

Forgive and forget, let's all get waxed! 

Obama's approval rating is in a freefall. More than half of Americans support him, but it's less than the more than half of a few months ago.

Entrepreneur P.K. Winsome is never one to miss a trick, so he's back with a whole...

Why? Ratings, near as we can tell. If that's the case, it would've been a bigger deal if they went Brazilian.

It's too bad, really, we're huge fans of the "Granville Waiters."

Bring back the power donut!

Listening to Tim Meadows discuss credit card reform? Yawn.

Listening to Jasmine writhe around her dorm room floor in her panties? Our interest rates are rising!

Don't sweat the details, Meadows is the only man brave enough to sniff out Karl Rove's plot to distract us from the torture memos by unleashing swine flu and Susan Boyle on an unsuspecting public.

Truth is, we wouldn't put it...

The guy who told him the holiday was based on St. Pat McGroin and puked green beer on his shoes deserved it. We actually missed all of the Paddy's Day festivities here in NYC because we finally got tickets to Meadows riveting...

Turns out, those coins aren't actually worth $19.95. In fact, they are regular coins with Barack Obama stickers attached to them. You see, Obama is making change for the better...the betterment of Montel Williams and Colbert'...

African-American entrepreneur/Republican/finishing school for hot girls proprietor P.K. Winsome is getting in on the exploding market for Barack Obama merchandise. It's Dr. King's dream writ large. Free at last, free at last,...