Congratulations, 2009 World Series Champions New York Yankees.
See, we can be decent human beings after all----ARRRARRRRARRARGGAHHAHHABBAJBAJ!!!

The Yankees are going to win the World Series. First baseman Mark Teixeira is going to win the MVP award, unless it goes to Derek Jeter.
Meanwhile, the Mets are looking into a little-known "mercy rule" that will allow them to...

Keith's mother Marie passed away from cancer last Saturday, two days before Opening Day. She may have been "a little awkward at times," but she loved the Yankees, Chuck Knoblauch, her son Keith, and meeting all of her beloved...

No time for joking, kids.
Opening Day is Monday.
Time to buy ourselves some peanuts, Cracker Jack and a Mets bullpen that doesn't choke.
Not necessarily in that order.
In a related story, f*ck the Yankees.
Play Ball!!!!











