Comanche put together this terrific public service announcement to let the public know that prostitution is still illegal in many states.  If you're having trouble avoiding prostitutes, he has some excellent advice on how to...

For those of you who weren't aware of Vince Shlomi's current situation, please read.  For the rest of you, please buy some stuff from this guy.  He's probably going to wind up on death row soon.

Vince is back, and his tongue is stitched up and ready to pawn a useless shitrag to children.  No hookers allowed.

Then calls Conan an "idiot" for moving to Los Angeles. He's right, though, Steve Allen, Jack Paar and even Johnny Carson (briefly) hosted the Tonight Show in New York City. Truth be told, it won't really matter to us because...

$100 on Hollywood Boulevard only buys two hours of "juices" and "ballses?" Man, inflation is hitting this country hard. We're really taking it on the chin...and in the armpits...and on our Segways. Pablo Suzuki goes deep to...

Not bits about Eliot Spitzer of course, we bet there's plenty more to come. No, his term as Governor. Spitzer made good on his promise to clean up Albany by removing his hooker-scented wang from office. Yes, that's gross, but...

You'd think that a fella who has made his living as a senator, a lobbyist, and a professional actor would be quick-thinking, light-on-his-feet and able to capture an audience through folksy public speaking. You'd think, but...

Finally, a solution to the Bonds steroids controversy we can all get behind. Former SNL star Tim Meadows, showing off his juiced-up leg, solves the problem for Craig Ferguson. Get Hank Aaron on the 'roids and get him back in...

We're still jealous of everyone who could drop $600 on an iPhone...especially since it would totally impress the average call girl.