Citizen Clay is a model American citizen who deserves the help of his government.  Not that he's ever paid taxes for services, or even held a job.  But, really, folks!  This is a guy who has the right idea about how to solve...

Obama clearly doesn't like being asked about his smoking habits, especially in light of the new bill he signed last week that allows for extremely strict regulations on the tobacco industry's packaging and marketing.  After...

Even underground prison economies are feeling the burn of the global financial meltdown.  In prisons, cigarettes are regarded as the staple of the economy, and are almost universally used as currency.  If a pack of cigarettes...

It's going to take a massive effort to get America's sullen teenagers away from the pot and devil's music and into the voting booth. Heroes' Hayden Panettiere takes a shot at motivating the youth, but it's not clear if she'll...

Smoking a cigarette?  Normal. Freddy Krueger roleplay?  Not so much.

Oh, the sensitivity! During a recent campaign stop, John McCain made an off-color joke (read: gaffe) about killing Iranians with the export of cigarettes. Makes us fondly remember his rendition of Bomb, Bomb Iran.

Seriously man, weed gets too much attention.  Tabacky--of the non-wacky variety--really deserves some time in the spotlight.  Everybody throw your fists in the air and yell loud enough for the fascists in Washington to hear...

Forever a rebel, Courtney Love has decided to treat her strep throat with her own brand of medicine: smoking. Since she was already smoking before the strep throat, maybe a switch to lights will help the transition. As always,

This just in from This Just In: cigarettes contain not only nicotine and tar but also Penelope Cruz's pee.