It's time to put aside all your soul-destroying X-Cube games and take up video gamin' for the Lord. Mass: We Pray brings all the fun of Church to your TV screen! Hallelujah! 

Modern Warfare 2 uplifted humanity last week, giving ordinary gamers the power to kill with a single knife-throw from half a kilometer away.

Dr. Mario sings about the joys of peering down Bowser's throat and peering up Peach's skirt. This is probably a good time to remind you not to let Dr. Mario touch your genitals. He is not a real doctor.

Who says the flute is an instrument for sissies? One girl discovered that her flute can be played into Rock Band 2's microphone, making for a pretty awesome jam session with Afterlife's Avenged Sevenfold.

The dramatic voice acting in video games is often wretched enough to deserve its own brand of recognition. Sit back and remember a simpler time, when game voice actors didn't even feel compelled to try.

You'd better think twice before cutting off Nintendo's Shigeru Miyamoto in traffic. He has mastery over that godless dog from Duck Hunt who giggles at your misfortune. Prepare for a curse that would make a hardened gypsy gasp...

The lads from Mega64 learn the hard way that Sony's new PSPgo does not use game discs like previous versions of the PSP. Of course, no one will know for sure until they use a hammer and a little butter...

What if Pac-Man took the day off from chasing ghosts (all that ectoplasm is sure to give him gas pains once in a while) and left his job to Sonic the Hedgehog? Well, death would come far more quickly for the ghosts, that's...

Remember that senile old man who gave away swords like free candy at the start of the Legend of Zelda? What if he had the ability to break out in song? Here's your answer.

Scribblenauts is a Nintendo DS game that lets you write in the name of an object that will come to life and assist you. The cast of Mega64 decided to adapt  Scribblenauts unique gameplay with the assistance of internet...

Yahtzee, of Zero Punctuation fame, reviews Beatles Rock Band and Guitar Hero 5, two games that have been sworn enemies since their conception.

Who wins? Anyone who likes a lot of noise.

Here's a must-see video tutorial for anyone who desires a terrifying half-plant, half-beast hybrid. The Piranha Plant from the Super Mario Bros. series is exactly what you need to keep those greedy door-to-door plumbers at...

The Nintendo Entertainment System was famous for crapping out (until the Xbox 360 stole its blinky thunder). Every kid had a voodoo dance for getting their system to work again, including blowing, banging, spitting, and the...

This important nature video from Loading Ready Run alerts us to a species that's rapidly vanishing from our retail forests: the holiday video game release. Where are they going? Will they be back? Narrated by the sexy Yahtzee...

From the dawn of our childhoods, Doc Lewis from the Punch-Out!! game series was there to give us advice when the chips were down (for instance, when Bald Bull was beating on our heads). The boys at Mega64 attempt to survey...