Chris Brown walked into a bar. There was no priest or rabbi accompanying him, but there was still a punchline: he's not yet old enough to drink legally, and he went on his binge the same day he was charged with two felonies.

Claire Danes explains to Jon how much drinking and smoking she has to do to prepare for her roles. To relax between films, she recently swam with 100 dolphins in Lanai. Her next role: an Atlantean cocktail waitress.