John Oliver gets himself wrapped up in a media-military-industrial-complex-conspiracy so deep, it makes the Parallax View look beautiful, makes Three Days of the Condor seem like a few hours with a peacock, and makes The...

It's nice when a day passes without the need to report about a crazy man shooting a bunch of people, but even peace has its ugly side. It creates slow news days, which create useless stories, which breed god-awful pun-filled...

Nothing says "Christmas spirit" like an unbearably pun-packed CNN report on--this a direct quote--"the dangers of gift cards."  In other news, there is one more HBN after this before Gladstone takes a long, indefinite break,...

"Help us Wolf Blitzer, you're our only hope."

Stuff like this is why we're watching MSNBC for election coverage in between mailing in tonight's post. Stuff like this and, of course, our future girlfriend, Rachel Maddow. We're meant for each other!

Honestly, this is not funny. CNN is trying to figure out who, in addition to Hannah Montana herself, would fit into the proposed "Sex and the City" prequels. Isn't she 15? Weren't dildos a major plot device in that show? How...

Another tragedy involving a missing child means another outlet for the misplaced rage and extraordinary ego of CNN's Miz Nancy Grace. We'll let Gladstone speak for us.

Matthew McConaughey had some... interesting... things to say on CNN regarding the 60-hour delivery of his new baby (ouch). Among them, the actor DJ'ed for 8 hours during the birth, and he plans to use the placenta as...

Gladstone takes a look at the oldest trick in the cable news book--when in doubt, find a zealot who claims to possess a representation of Christ in corn-chip form. Put said zealot on television. Rinse. Repeat.

The brain-dead CNN program American Morning has taken to using thematically-targeted pop songs as the intros for the next news segment. Thus the 74-year-old porn star story gets Sexual Healing, the Electric Slide is about the...

Jenny McCarthy goes on the record about her son's autism and how she believes vaccines contribute to many of the cases. While on Larry King Live she lashes back at the panel and calls some of a certain panelist's remarks, '...

Remember when Charles Barkley used to muse about a potential gubernatorial run in his native Alabama? Well, just when you thought the wheels of justice were safe from the french fry-oiled fingers of the best basketball...

This visually imaginative video explores the state of media in America (it ain't good.) These days it's difficult to decipher scripted TV from major news sources like FOX News and CNN. Serious current events are being...

Jodie Foster has always been able to keep her personal life private, but there have always been rumors that she was a lesbian. The 41 year old actress FINALLY mentioned her partner Cydney Bernard while she was accepting an...

This is the kind of thing that robots will use someday as justification for extinguishing humanity, and it will be hard to blame them. Watch as CNN--"the most trusted name in news"--spends three freakin' minutes laughing it...