If this hadn't been aired on Anderson Cooper 360, we would have been sure this was a reenactment meant as a joke. But, apparently, there is an optician who randomly hits old men trying to get to his store.

So what happens to an anchor when he bumps a few rails waiting for the massive tsunami that will deliver huge ratings?

He forgets where Hawaii is, demands English words be spoken in English and generally acts like an all-...

Here's a nice little amateur montage of Rod Blagojevich's mess-ups, in case you forgot. Because we all know, he surely  did nothing wrong.

Welcome to the new New Year's tradition: Kathy Griffin saying the F-bomb! On TV, we mean. We bet Kathy drops the F-bomb a lot in real life.

Kathy Griffin is infamous for her New Years Eve coverage on CNN. There was last year's infamous d**k joke but this year she went for straight up profanity!

Since we're on the subject of year-end polls, Sarah Palin had the dubious honor of telling the lie of the year when she talked about death panels in the healthcare bill that never actually existed. Hey Obama, you're not...

So Says Tiger,

"I'd rake your sand trap any day."

Make of it what you will...

All the passive-aggressive verbal abuse minus the sweet release of physically beating your dick family members.

Colbert does some tipping and some wagging, before rewriting the Pledge of Allegiance in honor of patriotic Constitutionally-savvy fifth-grade gay-rights hero William Phillips. 

OMG! That kid is no gaywad. He's awesome! 

So...

...and you were complaining about summer being over and how it's getting "chilly" outside.  For shame!

In a stunning announcement this week, CNN evening news anchor Lou Dobbs, the channel's answer to right-wing nuttery, announced he had won a bid to break his contract in order to pursue other opportunities -- in Mexico.

When one crazed inmate got crazy violent on deputy Ken Moon, he got more resistance than he bargained for from fellow prisoners.  The amazing thing is how many inmates come out to help save Moon, who probably would've been...

Rahm Emanuel was just saying what we've all been thinking - Fox Snooze is not news. To one CNN guest however, that seems to have something to do with having relations to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. What, with all the insane...

By "it," we mean journalistic credibility, and by "there" we mean 1996.

What do you expect from a news network populated entirely by people who enjoy intercourse with goats?

Your dirty secret is safe with us, Soledad O'Brien.

Hey look, CNN hired some fart-sniffers fact-checkers! The news network seemed to have a good time using them to rip apart this week's SNL skit making fun of how much Obama hasn't done since he's taking office. We hope they'll...