Megan Fox should have known Optimus Prime was a pig when she agreed to be his roommate. Dude loves transforming the little Autobot in his drawers. His Transformer is more than a one-eyed robot in disguise.  

Megan Fox comparing Transformers director Michael Bay to Hitler? Talk about biting the hand that feeds you! Bay's crew lashed back, calling Megan "dumb as a rock," among other things. Come on, Megan, you can't act, so make...

The G.I. Joe movie came out last weekend.  We celebrated by not going to see it and posting this video instead.  Features a star-studded cast including Billy Crudup, Julianne Moore (!?)... and more!

Using this easy guide, you can fill the time between now and the weekend by making yourself a paper Transformer.  It won't turn into a car or anything, but once it's working, you can make that Transformers sound for a few...

We didn't see the first Transformers, so we won't see the sequel. It would be too hard to keep up.

Say what you will about Michael Bay, but we're glad he's around.

He brings out the bitchy best in Roger Ebert.

A kind internet dweller has summed up Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen in a minute. In essence, stuff blows up real good. Now you can go spend the price of a movie ticket on some prostitutes instead!

Okay, sure, this is a spoof.  But just imagine if Michael Bay had actually built off the strengths of the original movie in order to formulate the sequel.  You'd be left with something pretty much like this.

What do you get when you combine two stupid movies about robots? Transforminators. (Side note: Terminator Salvation--hands down one of the worst movies we've ever seen. No joke. It ruined Memorial Day.)

Transformers babe Megan Fox gave fanboys a little more fantasy fodder with an announcement about her orientation: she's bisexual, and pretty hot for House's Olivia Wilde. No, seriously, she would wrestle a mountain ox with...

Unfortunately both Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and G.I. Joe look like crap.  Let's give My Little Pony a try, then.  Let's see if we can't ruin EVERY 90s childhood franchise in one summer, yea?  Seriously, though,...

We gather here today to honor the memorial of one of the most inspiring franchises in entertainment history.  The Transformers not only brought us countless hours of joy with their comics, toys, a television series, and...

Megan Fox: hottest women in the world? Many say "Yes," and those many have reason to be thankful today, as Megan says that despite her engagement, she's "not the marrying type." No reason to wait to chase her, though; a girl...

Super Bowl Sunday was filled with awful magical commercials, and many of them were horrible awesome. However, nothing gets more awesome than giant robots leaping into the air and transforming into cars before they hit the...

Imagine that you're a sixteen-year-old out to purchase his first car, possibly from a lot that sells dual-form vehicles. If you're lucky, you'll have a Transformer as a best friend. If your dad is a cheapskate, though, you...