Tiger Woods has been extremely naughty this year, but it's been nice for us. So, quandry? Somebody find out if he's been cutting in line, that will be the determining factor.
Tiger's not like that damn Cole kid is he? That...


Chippy is the aunt with no sons, yet she gets crucified by two morons, namely Jimmy and Sal.
While Chippy was off babysitting, the boys sent out a crew to paint here house orange and green. She doesn't take it so well. It...

It's a frozen yogurt store, why'd you have to go and order a smoothie?
You said a small, that's a small. Deal with it.
You know what? Get the hell out of here.
We like Sal's blunt approach to dessert sales. Now top off our...




Every now and again, a sketch comes along with such a great hook, that it's funny no matter the jokes. Jimmy Kimmel done up to look like a chimpanzee is one such example. We could look at his hairy mug all day, even if he...





