The American Idol cast is still reeling from Paula Abdul's stalker suicide outside of her house. Idol host Ryan Seacrest called the incident "sad," but qualified it as isolated. We'd hope so, or Abdul's lawn is going to need...

Many celebrities have stalkers, but how many situations end with the stalker dying nearby? Paula Abdul's super-scary-fan Paula Goodspeed, who auditioned for American Idol in season 5, was found dead in a car near Paula's home....

Lauren Conrad, or at least the guy she was with, was cursed out by some drunk guy dropping the f-bomb left and right, as well as the n-word. Luckily, Lauren got an opportunity to shake it off by being surrounded by fans and...

Remember the time that David Letterman hosted up the Oscars and tortured everyone with his "Uma, Oprah" joke? Well, here's our new version involving Uma's stalker Jack Jordan: Uma, Stalker. Stalker, Uma. Stalker, judge. Judge,...

In case you didn't know, Tracy Gill is the super-fine, funny, smart (not to mention psychotic) host of The Onion News Network's "Today Now!" show. Apparently this stalker author has spent over two years researching her...

Add Brady Green to the list of celebrity stalkers. Apparently, this crazed man has traveled from coast to coast, sent letters, and even tried to call the TV star. Most recently, Green showed up to her New York City studio...

Looks like Britney's got another stalker, with letters and packages arriving to her home so creepy and strange they're being turned over to the FBI! We hope this gets wrapped up soon before it drives Britney out of her mind,...

The American Idol judges have seen their share of crazies, but Paul Marturano may take the cake with his "stalker" song written specifically for Paula Abdul. Although he obviously made the group uncomfortable, we're not...

The Rev. David Ajemian was arrested for aggravated stalking and harassment after trying to enter a taping of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Ajemian allegedly started writing threatening letters to O'Brien in 2006 after...

Who knew that a cappella singing could be so techie, funny, and hip all at the same time. UPenn's Penn Masala ('the world's first and premier Hindi a cappella group') proves all of the haters wrong with this hilarious parody...

Steve Jobs wanted a multipurpose device? Well, he's got one. This ad spoof shows how the iPhone can be the tool that everyone -- including homicidal stalkers -- has been waiting for. Susan the barista, R.I.P.

Who needs stalkers when you have fans like this? This video love letter to Britney Spears is disturbing and sweet at the same time. A shirtless guy right out “Silence of the Lambs” takes a dip in his Brit pool (a pile of...

Who knew that Steve Jobs and his elves had the lovelorn psycho in mind when they crafted their messianic device? The next time we have to do some stalking, we'll be ready.