As Hitler the Frog would say, it ain't easy being a green-eyed monster, Mr. Colbert. 

You'd give your right wing nut to join forces with our Socialist Muppetmasters. 

Everybody now, "Rubber Duckie, you're the one, you make...

If you don't get a warm feathery fuzzy watching Jimmy Kimmel interviewing Big Bird about life on Sesame Street, then...

We don't want to believe people like that exist. They're phantoms, like Mr. Snuffleupagus. 

He doesn't...

Why are the Mad Men so angry? Life is a carousel, not a wheel. They should be sad, then glad, because Sesame Street has done a killer parody of Don Draper & Co. 

Let's not forgot, the bear got his honey!

Good work, sycophants!

Elmo wish he never go to Mexican whorehouse. The swine flu is a stiff neck compared to the bloody anal sores from the STD he pick up. Elmo never go hogging with Oscar again.

Run for your lives, kids! We're all going to die!

Unless you make like Gordon by washing your hands and covering your mouth when you cough. 

That's too much to ask! Make peace with your God!

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