Yup, that's a straight headline folks. No jokes here, just the facts. Some Philadelphia filmmakers have, in fact, made a full documentary about the hot dog launcher used by the Philly fanatic at Philadelphia games. No joke....

Ten years ago, NFL jerseys were first starting to fly off the racks. Today the league can't brand items fast enough. The most recent addition? Lunch meat. That's right, you TOO can now consume a hot dog laser branded with the...

Healing yourself in GTA is as simple as buying some food at a street vendor.  This is the side of Liberty City you don't see.

Billy Ray Cyrus struts around the set of the Hannah Montana movie, oblivious to the gob of mustard hanging from the corner of his mouth. He ignores one onlooker's suggestion to wipe his mouth and goes on chatting with other...

Sadly, Bush's endorsement of John McCain means Colbert's dream of splitting a wiener with the President is boiled and wrinkly beyond recognition. We relish this opportunity to say Colbert needs to ketchup with McCain before...

An epic July 4th competitive eating battle at Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs in Coney Island and ESPN captured it all with relish. How about the guy named Bertoletti dedicating his performance to Nikki Hilton? And the "singular...

An epic July 4th competitive eating battle at Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs in Coney Island and ESPN captured it all with relish. How about the guy named Bertoletti dedicating his performance to Nikki Hilton? And the "singular...

An epic July 4th competitive eating battle at Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs in Coney Island ended with the Mustard Belt being returned to America. In "A singular instance of valor," Takeru Kobayashi overcame a case of jaw-thritis,...

Granted, Sesame Street is more early morning than late night, but in this history-making clip, Grover meets up with General George Washington, and they plot to drive out the Brits. It's as all-American as July 4, 1776 itself....