This is weird, because one time, we had a dream where Van Wilder hooked up with Rose from The Golden Girls. Nightmares do come true!

Never, ever say "chemicals" and "explode" on the phone. Ever. Even if you're talking stocks with your mom. For all you know, a couple of lonely NSA wiretappers are on the other line, ready to pounce.

We've watched a lot of the Golden Girls. Seriously, a lot. Too much, maybe.  Regardless, one of the best running gags were the constant rips on Blanche for being a slut.  They were always fairly coy and clever about it.  "Coy"

Clearly, everyone should be able to play the sport of their choice. After all, this America, land of the free. But it's also America, land of the stupid, which, perhaps, has never been more evident than when watching this...

From the "Reasons why old people shouldn't buy courtside seats" file comes this clip of Kobe Bryant last week. Moments after a Lakers victory, Bryant picked up a towell to wipe down on the way to the locker room, then...

...starring his own grandma, who is... Dancing around in an aerobics leotard for five minutes. You get the point after about 45 seconds, but the song’s catchy, and, damn, grandma’s friend is pretty hot.