Another tragedy involving a missing child means another outlet for the misplaced rage and extraordinary ego of CNN's Miz Nancy Grace. We'll let Gladstone speak for us.

Gladstone takes a look at the oldest trick in the cable news book--when in doubt, find a zealot who claims to possess a representation of Christ in corn-chip form. Put said zealot on television. Rinse. Repeat.

MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski does what legions of news anchors around the country wish they could -- shreds her script about Paris Hilton. Unfortunately, Ms. Brzezinski, the daughter of former National Security Advisor Zbigniew...