This Geico parody commercial underscores one of the sad truths of our time: Robin Williams is not funny. Not even a little bit. Not anymore. We're sure there was a time that he was actually edgy and interesting...we just...

In this clip from the recently-overhauled Best Week Ever -- yes, it's basically The Soup now -- new host Paul F. Tompkins deconstructs/mocks Lindsay Lohan's inexplicable need to weigh in on Barack Obama and promote a line of.....

Next up for Johnny's girls: catching Obama in a compromising situation... or, maybe just throwing a bag of cocaine at the foot of a black campaign volunteer and taking a picture.

Helen Mirren may win Oscars now that she's in her early-60s, but the celebrated actress apparently like to hit the powder back in the 80s. In an interview with GQ, Mirren admitted not only to snorting cocaine, but also trying...

We're still trying to find the logic in this crazy FunnyorDie campaign ad. (Who knew Obama rhymed with "Yo moma" and McCain rhymed with "cocaine"?) Still, maybe it brings up a good point: We'd much rather have a rubber ducky...

CSI fans will remember Gary Dourdan as Warrick Brown, but time away from the cameras seems to have sent the actor down a drug-filled spiral. Dourdan was arrested, disoriented and babbling, on suspicion of possessing heroin,...

The skirmishing between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama is reaching a fever pitch: allegations of plagiarism, inexperience, and lack of substance abound. Here, Hillary goes for the gauzy, feel-good style of campaigning we...

Hillary Clinton--New York junior senator, and candidate for the Democractic nomination in the 2008 presidential election--attacks rival Barack Obama in a new ad from Funny or Die. This may be the least obvious attack ad of...

Who'd have thunk Presidents' Day would be such grist for the viral video mills? In this reconceptualization of the holiday, the greatest president of all time (Abraham Lincoln), teams up with the worst (George W. Bush) to...

Bobby Brown can't catch a break. Already facing drug charges after his arrest on December 1st, now he's been charged with cocaine possession. Thankfully, we can say he probably won't be dragging Whitney down with him this...

It's not a new clip, so shoot us. But this may be the most stunning, internationally televised use of cocaine in the history of sports. In this 1986 coverage of a global All-Star game between the "Americas" and the "Rest of...

When a Croatian news team stops by 50 Cent's dressing room for an impromptu interview, they find him and his crew stooped around a table with their heads down. Afterwards, 50 comes out for an interview, sounding about as...

We guess when you don't want to go to rehab you snort cocaine on stage during a live performance. Maybe, it's a tasteless joke or stupid publicity stunt, but Amy Winehouse appears to pull a line of coke out of that huge...

You've never experienced a perfume rush quite like the one Coque Hors will give you. Forget White Diamonds...how about something a little closer to White Powder? Take a deep whiff of this sly little fake ad, courtesy of The...

While Rudy Giuliani was off bonding with Pat Robertson over their shared love of abortion and gay rights, Jon Stewart informs us that Rudy's top guy in South Carolina, Thomas Ravenel (also the state treasurer), was indicted...