"R.E.M. is right...That's me in the corner, losing my healthcare."

Our conscience tells us that we should abhor Jake Byrd doing what he does at a healthcare rally, where citizens are trying to get their point across about the...

"Hell no, Debbie Rowe!"

Even the notorious billyclubbers known as the LAPD can't keep Jake from expressing his strong feelings about who should care for MJ's kids. He's not on medication, but he is on the Today Show.

Not to...

We're going to use the powerful words of the "Celebrity Avenger" himself. When Jake Byrd shows up to be the proverbial turd in the MJ custody hearing punchbowl, "Win-win, baby!" 

Michael, you always be our ninja.

Apparently, Nadya Suleman fired a group of nurses from the non-profit organization Angels in Waiting because she thought they were spying on her. It's the age old story: Paranoia trumps infant healthcare. We wouldn't care one...

99% of the time Jake Byrd makes himself the most ridiculous spectacle wherever he goes. At a Sarah Palin rally in Beaver Pennsylvania though, he's out-crazied by legitimate wingnuts. Pay attention ladies, if Obama wins, women...

And if you don't think Paris Hilton is worthy of a press conference for her new reality show, "My New BFF," then you're a gob of hobo spit filled with old Chinese food and malt liquor. Coincidentally, that's what Byrd is...

"Celebrity Avenger" Jake Byrd made his powerful presence felt during the O.J. machinations this week. Our favorite Byrd moment is hard to pinpoint, but it's probably either his thanking O.J. for bringing racism back, or...

As if the OJ robbery case isn't weird enough, here's professional gatecrasher Jake Byrd (of Jimmy Kimmel fame) making an uninvited (though very enthusiastic) appearance at a press conference by Yale Galanter, OJ's attorney....

As a tuxedo-clad Jimmy Kimmel says, "Paris Hilton and my appendix are both out." It only took a few days for Kimmel to get back on his feet, and as luck would have it, it's just hours after celebrity-stalker-lunatic-character...