So many tortured souls suffer weight gain in their first year in school.  This ballad laments the passing of an athletic build in favor of the fratboy fat belly so many bros wind up with.

Amy Winehouse has teamed up with campy director David LaChapelle to recreate a more colorful version of The Verve's "Bittersweet Symphony" music video. Amy has an unfair advantage though. We'd much rather gawk at her freaky...