Sure, everyone already knew he was playing the role of scapegoat in New York and Green Bay this year, but did you know that he's also literally a goat in Minnesota ... already? Yup, a Minnesota couple that was none too...

Listen, we like animals A LOT.  We like to assign all sorts of humanistic characteristics to them.  That's why we love this video, of a goat and a buffalo accompanying each other around the yard.  The thing is:  they're...

Dr. Doug Erskin makes an appearance on the Onion News Network to explain how the incredible scientific feat was accomplished.  It all started out as a possible cure for farm animal Alzheimer's, and eventually we came to this. 

This eagle is either really hungry, or trying to show mammals what time it is in birdland. This MetaCafe video captures the airborne predator in action: snatching up a goat, and flying away with it. Without a doubt, though,

You know something like this is coming, but the, er, dog's performance makes the clip.