Read the subtitles!  Al-Quaeda has officially offered it's response to the election of Barack Obama, and they are not very nice about it, at all.  In fact, the cave dwellers resort to calling Barack Obama a "house negro". ...

Funny or just scary? You decide! This farce of dictator's reactions to the election of Barack Obama to office is both controversial and humorous, depending on which side of the spectrum you fall on. If you're scared to death...

The wait is over for 236.com's highly anticipated web series, Get Your War On.  The animated short is based on David Rees' web comic strip of the same name.  This episode concerns terrorist lists, which, really, are very hard...

Since September 11, 2001, no less than 7,000 Americans have died due either to terrorist attacks, or wars begun with the intent to defeat terrorism.  7,000 senseless deaths.  Thank the 1st Amendment that Ryan Naumann and his

Damn Canadians!  We hear talk all the time of how Islamic extremists use terrorism in unfathomable ways, but history shows us that this is nothing new.  The Arrogant Worms give us a brief and humorous look back at The War of 1...

Abe Lincoln makes a cameo in the latest episode of Fun With War Crimes, the tongue-in-cheek satire of the Bush administration's... Well, you get the idea.  It's hard not to laugh at some of the obvious puns here, and it sure...

A recent Dunkin' Donuts ad featured Rachel Ray endorsing the chain in what was perceived to be a Palestinian keffiyeh, meaning she's a terrorist sympathizer.  Regardless of how outlandishly inaccurate the crackpot theory is, ...

There was a time when suspicious packages could be purchased without an ID check, credit history or police interrogation. But those days are over. As times change, so will the lives of thousands in this once-thriving industry,...

A high ranking Al-Qaeda operative and the author of a recent book, "The Truth About September 11th," go toe to toe on the Onion News Network over long-simmering theories that the US government was behind the 911 attacks. An...

In keeping with the traditional procedure, the US Congress passed around a bag of chips at a recent hearing about the progress of the current war. Snack foods have long been used as a distraction from otherwise nasty...

The Dixie Chicks ain't got nothin' on these folks. The Onion News Network gave us the inside story on "Go Ahead, Bomb New York," the inspiring musical creation of country stars Wayne McMurtry and Tanya Bertram that delivered...

We understand how Paris Hilton feels, so it's a good thing some Americans--her fellow Sapphic inmates--didn't forget about her. Enjoy this exclusive fake puppet footage from jail because there won't be much more. Come Tuesday,...

The Dixie Chicks ain't got nothin' on these folks. The Onion News Network sits down with country stars Wayne McMurtry and Tanya Bertram to discuss "Go Ahead, Bomb New York," their new hit song that delivers a strong message...

Don't ask us how it's done, just marvel at this strange use of a deadly weapon. Question: If there were enough cigarettes for everyone in the Middle East, would people be too busy shooting the butts to shoot each other? Is...