Joe Biden lashed out about the constant nay-saying of former vice president Dick Cheney.  Here's a couple beauties from this NBC interview:

"[Cheney is] factually, substively wrong." 

"He's either misinformed or misinforming."

Airport security could use a boost. So how about trying the good-old honor system? Real terrorists would never pinky swear.

First the shoe bomber.  Then the underwear bomber.  Terrorists are resorting to more and more painful methods of hiding weapons and explosives.  But our good friends at the TSA are ready to stop the inevitable final result:...

Rudy Giuliani is out there complaining about how things are going in the country, probably because he's pissed he's not the president because he was the mayor of New York on 9/11. He had this very important point to make on G...

Guerilla fighters in the Congo have had a hard time in this economy, but thankfully the government has come through with a plan that will put a firerm in every household.

Our New Year's Resolution? Never board an aircraft again. Scratch that. Never go outside in public again. Except to get a pair of terrorist underpants, those skivvies sound like a hoot.

Bin Laden didn't blow up the projects.  He kidnapped Santa Claus to screw up your kids' Christmas, and he's not going to let it just pass by.  Here's a terrifying message from the Al Quaida leader, and Chris Kringle, himself.

Is it just us or do these creepy, bugged-eyed blank faces make you more scared than the suspicious terrorist activity you're supposed to be watching out for?

If you're thinking of becoming a self-sacrificing suicide bomber, don't waste your time on traveling with all those explosives.  Forget going to jihad school.  Just pick up the new product, Bomb Yourself, and you're in...

The U.S. public got a new reason to hate Libyan leader Muammar Qadafi when he submitted to the UN that the Taliban are not to be considered enemies.  Here's the literal translation of the speech, a fine minute's worth of...

9/11 mastermind Osama bin Laden has taped a new (more of the same) message for America. Drop support for Israel, and he'll play nice.

But will he actually slither out of his cave? Isn't it kind of sad that these taped...

If this is a serious thing by some nutty anti-American whoever-you-want-to-imagine, then it is one of the most perturbing and carefully done threats that's ever hit the internet.  The video first surfaced on YouTube, and...

Tongue-in-cheek humor will probably prevent terrorism better than invading 82 million terrorists' privacy on a daily basis. 

Current.com's SuperNews! explores what it must've been like to be a terrorist in 1776.  Fortunately for us, those "terrorists" helped establish the United States as we know them today.  The cartoon proves funny on those...

It's hard enough just figuring out what exactly happened during the tragic events of 9/11, but if we did have a convicted 9/11 terrorist, would it be appropriate to serve them the death penalty?  The RNCC released this...