Here's a synchronized swimming routine that won't put you to sleep: a Spanish team put together some fancy underwater moves set to "Stairway to Heaven." Flick on your lighter and wave it back and forth...provided you're not...

Well, no they're not. But they NEARLY were the Brazilian entry into Synchronized swimming at the Beijing Olympics. Missing out on the sole national team spot hasn't crimped the Feres twins' style, however, as it only served...

We've been training our sea monkeys for years and they aren't even close to doing what these amazing goldfish do. Imagine if these guys could do the same thing with sharks. We'd be screwed.