The men are adept at watering things with their hoses and the women tend to be able to bend themselves into awkward hard-to-reach positions.

Anybody need a gardener or a tunnel sweeper?

How about a new game show, Humping for...

84 years ago -- on October 23, 1925 -- Johnny Carson was born in Corning, Iowa. The late night legend would go on to deliver his Tonight Show monologue an astounding 4,531 times. In light of NBC's current woes, we've been...

Conan took a shot at the lovely city of Newark, which led to Mayor Cory Booker banning him from the city and the airport. 

That got us thinking. 

What's a worse punishment than being banished from Newark?

Being invited back...

These two cranky old Muppets are the real deal when it comes to heckling. 

Watch and learn, crackpots. 

Just in time for the Jewish high holidays, Triumph does his business all over the Chabad Telethon. The annual Los Angeles event raises money for all sorts of humanitarian causes, which should probably include getting puppet...

Query: Will Conan the pool cleaner get to have more or less sex with bored Hollywood housewives?

What's that? it's usually the pool boy, not the pool cleaner? 

Not with the pasty white flame-haired giant fetishists. Conan's...

Elmo wish he never go to Mexican whorehouse. The swine flu is a stiff neck compared to the bloody anal sores from the STD he pick up. Elmo never go hogging with Oscar again.

Staged or not (and if you think it's not we got a bridge in Brooklyn with your name on it), we applaud Kanye for getting Obama to refer to him as a "jackass." This is just the kind of presidential leadership that's been...

Give the guy a break, will ya'? He's out on the road with the Boss, gone weeks upon end without his wife...

it's only creepy if he calls his favorite toy "Lil' Bruce." 

The Cash for Clunkers program was a rousing success. And yet, we can't but help think that Barack Obama would have gone down as the greatest President in history if he took this approach with all the discarded hoopties. Sure,...