Michael Jackson will some back to life thanks to a miracle cure discovered by Dr. Bubbles the Chimp.
That's a resurrection joke, not a "he dead" joke, so it's not too soon.

He's Lakers superfan #2, the VP to President Nicholson. Naturally, he needs an official vehicle and it's as awesome as Kobe. One problem, though, Snoop. No Jerry West? What the hell? The man is the NBA logo for Magic's sake...


Television was different in the old days. A sidekick could down a few martinis at lunch and still go on the air to be the butt of Johnny's jokes. Awesome old-school Tonight Show hijinks.
To the big Irishman, we hope when you...

Some of you young folks may not know that Ed McMahon was more than the old guy in the Cash4Gold ads. A decorated World War II veteran, McMahon defined the role of "sidekick." Sitting next to Johnny Carson for some 30 years,...


Conan spreads the love, and the cupcakes, around his new home base. It's a vibrant little community where Conan will be able to get scrambled eggs, ink himself up, purchase a fancy glass pipe (for tobacco usage only!) and...

O'Brien is always at his best when he's out mingling amongst the proletariat. His neighborhood stroll is no exception, it's gold when he engages regular folks who do regular things like selling refurbished gym lockers and...

Never forget, Triumph.
You gotta' fight.
For your right.
To passsssssss ouuuttttt on the ground covered in turd, vomit and patchouli oil.
It's all worth a Tenth Ave. Freeze Out duet with the Boss, though.
Take it away,...


Query: Is creepy stalker wax figure Tom Cruise more or less creepy than waxy real life figure Tom Cruise?
Wax or not, the Fonz is cool. Cooler than Kobe by a longshot.

It's about time the Flickertail State gets its comeuppance.
What do you mean North Dakota is rich? You heard it here first, Fargo is the new Los Angeles.
Bring your money, they'll show you the barn!

Nobody does talk shows better than Norm. Comedy bits be damned! Norm's saying what Norm wants to say.
It must have been the big...umm you-know-what Norm took before air time.


And he doesn't even enjoy it! How a man can turn his nose up to pork-flavored booze escapes us.
Conan, if they come out with hot dog-infused bourbon, our lines are always open.
