We remember hearing that laughing burns a few calories, which is great. Running and screaming, though... that burns a few more.

This paranoid 1976 swine flu PSA is certainly relevant.  If you're worried about the recent outbreak, just keep washing your hands and telling yourself that it's easily treatable.  You'll get over it eventually, right? Oink,...

Aren't socialism and fascism on opposite ends of the political spectrum?

Current.com comes out swinging at Glenn Beck over the shouting head's constant frightening of the Fox News audience.  Fortunately, Beck has a level-headed guest to talk him down from his current state of hysteria.

Steve is a mime, and he is bad at his job. Actually, is miming a job? It seems like more of a hobby. Maybe a pastime. Regardless, Steve is a sh--ty mime. Go back to school, son.

Olbermann places Gingrich above a wheelchair-bound dude who smacked a guy with his artificial leg before robbing him. Newt's crime? Claiming Mohammed Atta and other 9/11 hijackers were in the country illegally. Not true, but...