Unfortunately, this mini-documentary got it backwards.  The soviets are the ones who invented the legend.  Kim Jong Il actually is a mythical being come to lead the human race.

Video footage of empty-eyed, brainwashed North Korean patriots drilling with weapons becomes a lot less terrifying when overlaid with pop music. Oh Kim Jong-Illy, you're so fine you blow our minds. Hey Illy!

...and although we know that fact is painfully obvious, he still is a pretty funny dude.  We're not too sure how shooting lasers at your pet from daddy's Iphone chair is related to the international political landscape, but...

Iran is hogging all the headlines, so Kim Jong-il had no choice but raise the bar on international craziness. He plans on firing off a nuclear missile in Hawaii's direction to commemorate Independence Day. Thank you, Great...

Having trouble understanding the North Korea missle crisis? Allow Kim Jong-Il himself explain, with a little help from Elton John of course.

Korea's missile stunt on Sunday got everybody all nervous about what to do with the resident Korean nutjob leader, Kim Jong-Il and his neverending defiance.  Here to give us the skinny on the Taepodongs is The Daily Show's "...

And we thought he was almost out of commission! Kim Jong Il, North Korea's nuclear nuthead, just wants to find a Valentine as much as the next guy - and he's actually a giant teddy bear after all! Right? Isn't he?

Now that North Korea has given up the goods on their nuclear program, George W. Bush is notifying Congress that they should be removed from the list of state-sponsored terrorists. Yes, Kim Jong-il is still in the "gaggle of...

Sweetness. No, that's not our response to the 5-4 Supreme Court ruling striking down Washington D.C.'s ban on handguns. That's the pet name Colbert has given his beloved snub-nosed .38. (Gun people, is this accurate? We more...

Is revolution in the offing in North Korea? The Onion News Network reports that Kim Jong-Il's approval ratings have plummeted...to 120%.