There are Freudian slips, and then there is this clip, in which Missouri quarterback and erstwhile Heisman hopeful Chase Daniel says that if he can't lead a drive for his team, he wants the ball in Coly McCoy's hands because,...

No. 6 Texas Tech controlled the first half, No. 1 Texas and quarterback Colt McCoy staged a heroic comeback in the second. At the end, though, the game really did come down to which quarterback had the ball last. That turned...

Colt McCoy has thrust himself to the forefront of the nation's college football attention, thanks to impressive victories over Oklahoma and Missouri. With all the added attention, McCoy's personal secrets are starting to slip...

And you thought the "elephant walk" was tough. Go ahead and try out for the Rancho Morgan High School cheerleading squad, where they make junior varisty members take punches to the face -- which the captain said she thought...

We know you don't have a lot of time to sit around watching dry footage of C-SPAN, so when something gets said that seriously raises eyebrows, the internet steps in.  Here, Texas Republican Rep. Michael Burgess spouts off...

Texas is a large state full of diverse climates, populaces and demographic backgrounds. Few are farther apart than the surroundings in Austin -- home of the University of Texas -- and El Paso -- home of UTEP and more illegal...

Phew!  What a close call!  Hurricane Isaac almost slammed into Texas, but in a fortunate change of events, the storm actually hit a large, beige-ish area south of Texas.  It's a relief that our country will not have to deal...

Canton, South Dakota is not North Dakota's ashtray. It may not have much in the way of career opportunities, but it's got a bowling alley and a DMV. Now, Canton, Texas, that place is a steaming pile of Longhorn dung. The...

All Big Red is asking for is a final in the NCAA championship. And all he's getting from his intrepid reporter is that recycled backdrop thing they used to use on Hanna-Barbera cartoons. Here's a hint, Conan. If bloody stumps...

Usually, we try to add offer some additional insight, intellectual texture or pithy commentary. Here, though, we are absolutely stunned by the Daily "Gun" Show and have only this to say: Rob Riggle is one scary dude.

OK, so the first terrific thing to note is that Sam McGuffie, the future of Michigan's ground game, is the little white dude on the right in this photo. The second terrific thing to note is that, quite frankly, he's pretty...

Clearly Texas Tech coach Mike Leach was not paying attention when Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy went off the handle and looked like a lunatic while attacking an Oklahoma reporter. Clearly he wasn't paying attention when...

We'll get the promotional schilling out of the way first: Thanks Pontiac. Now, down to the best four plays of the college football week, all of which are absolutely jaw dropping. While ESPN editors have to sit in Bristol and...

Slackers, there is hope. This triumph of Texan Jeff Jones (note his Wally World t-shirt) on "Who Wants to Be A Millionaire?" went down a little while ago, but we figured it should be highlighted once again as a lesson (or is...

When a college football player unintentionally rips an opponents helmet off in a tackle, it's probably a mistake, and it's probably worth noting. Should it be called a "face rape", as one FSN color commentator said of a Texas...