It seems like forever since Apple produced the iPhone.  Now they revolutionize the masturbating experience with the iFreak.  Sure, it's fiction, but it's only a matter of time before they really make one.

Google wants you to know all about the features of its Nexus One phone, aka the "F-You iPhone." Are your friends annoying you about their dumb iPhone apps? Google's phone will take care of them for you. Permanently. 

In this commercial for T-Pain's iPhone App (yes, T-Pain has an iPhone-App) Andy Samberg sings in Auto-Tune to a hermit crab on an iPhone and then calls T-Pain to discuss boating and scones.  It is what it is.

The makers of this comparison video might have done a little better just to label it "Republicans vs. Democrats", but that doesn't take away from the genuine laughter we're getting from watching this video.

If this is what we have to look forward to when it comes to cell phone keyboard upgrades,  we echo this catchy beat and say, this makes us nervous.

Side note: iPhone typist, you could certainly go a little faster than that.

"If only this were real!" - Michael Caruso

We couldn't have said it any better, boss.

Need a sure-fire way of knowing the country is going to hell? There's a Republican Representive, for all of that.

Need to rob a Apple store within 30 seconds in the middle of the night with the security guard still inside? Here's the app for that.

If you stalk love your girlfriend as much as this guy does, there are apps for that.

...and although we know that fact is painfully obvious, he still is a pretty funny dude.  We're not too sure how shooting lasers at your pet from daddy's Iphone chair is related to the international political landscape, but...

So, you're watching a movie, and some sweet events are going down on-screen, but your gorilla-sized Coke worked its magic on you. Your bladder is about to burst like an overfilled balloon, but it's a 4-star sex scene! Cheer...

Signs of summer? Apple upgrades! 2009 brought about a third generation iPhone that includes futuristic smartphone applications  such as, a video camera! Voice recorder! And...a compass? As some of us are existing customers,...

If you're going to steal an iPhone prototype by grabbing it and running during a newscast, we recommend you learn the difference between and iPhone and a microphone. It could save your life.

Just to balance things out, Apple has released a lefty version of the iPhone as well as the best-selling Rush Limbaugh version.  Want to destroy the values of marriage, worship colored people in office and smoke pot all the...

Want to get addicted to prescription meds and shout about how the president is a reverse racist?  Yup.  There's an app for that.