"If only this were real!" - Michael Caruso

We couldn't have said it any better, boss.

Need a sure-fire way of knowing the country is going to hell? There's a Republican Representive, for all of that.

Need to rob a Apple store within 30 seconds in the middle of the night with the security guard still inside? Here's the app for that.

If you stalk love your girlfriend as much as this guy does, there are apps for that.

...and although we know that fact is painfully obvious, he still is a pretty funny dude.  We're not too sure how shooting lasers at your pet from daddy's Iphone chair is related to the international political landscape, but...

So, you're watching a movie, and some sweet events are going down on-screen, but your gorilla-sized Coke worked its magic on you. Your bladder is about to burst like an overfilled balloon, but it's a 4-star sex scene! Cheer...

Signs of summer? Apple upgrades! 2009 brought about a third generation iPhone that includes futuristic smartphone applications  such as, a video camera! Voice recorder! And...a compass? As some of us are existing customers,...

If you're going to steal an iPhone prototype by grabbing it and running during a newscast, we recommend you learn the difference between and iPhone and a microphone. It could save your life.

Just to balance things out, Apple has released a lefty version of the iPhone as well as the best-selling Rush Limbaugh version.  Want to destroy the values of marriage, worship colored people in office and smoke pot all the...

Want to get addicted to prescription meds and shout about how the president is a reverse racist?  Yup.  There's an app for that.

This is one of several iPhone commercial parodies on the "There's an app for that" theme.  This one just happens to be the most realistic and features the most useful apps.

Who can keep up with all the tasks programmed into an iPhone without a boost from tech-geek's little helper?  Just by its very title, you can ascertain what's about to happen here.  This might be why Apple has a problem with...

This Atom Original gives us a few funny short sketches faster than you can download new apps for your iPhone.  Lost at sea, a man phones in to say he'll make it to the meeting, unaware that an iPod-hungry miser is about to...

Word hit the net this week that teenage baby-bearers Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, daughter of famed vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, have called it quits on their engagement. Naturally, Levi took to the intertubes...

So what if Melinda Gates, wife of Microsoft's Bill, isn't allowed to use iPhones? We don't have an iPhone, and we're broke as hell. Call us when you're on Day 6 of Chef Boyardee for dinner, jackass.