Nothing brightens our day like a news anchor making an ass of themselves, so why should the fun stop at one? Here's a collection of some of the best. Local news: the gift that keeps on giving.  Nice melons!

Skipping a word or two on the teleprompter makes all the difference between a co-worker who's on vacation and a co-worker who's been brutally murdered. That must have been one hell of a birthday party. 

A reporter delivers a solemn weather report until a bug flies into what turns into the foulest mouth ever.  That's what happens working in the fu%$ing country, dude. 

There's nothing funny at all about terrorism, especially when we witness a terror streak of this magnitude and severity. Is this man crazy...or perhaps the only one reacting sanely to this broadcast's shocking revelations?

During a morning show tease, a local news anchor insinuates that a fellow reporter plays a much naughtier instrument than an "air guitar." We're guessing that anchor will have plenty of time to pick up an instrument of his...