Well, they've finally done it. Satirical geniuses The Onion have surely sent our nation head-on into a war with a budding superpower. And to think that all it took was a cleverly articulated plot that claimed the Chinese were...

The always-accurate Onion News Network takes an in-depth look at a Domino's study that monitored exactly how eager people are to abuse their guts. Putting one pizza upside-down on top of another indeed creates an abomination...

In a shocking news development, the White House announced that a World War II-era internment camp holding Japanese-American citizens was recently discovered to be still in the existence, and fully operational, filled with...

Yeah, it sounds almost like an urban legend, but way back in 2003, long before the Onion started bringing its patented blend of wryly absurd fake news clips to the web, the comedy collective was at work on a straight-to-DVD...

There's a reason Tracy Gill of the Onion News Network's "Today Now!" is yawning this morning. She was in Los Angeles last night presenting an award at the "Strong Women in Television" awards! Among the many strong, positive,...

It's a time-honored holiday tradition: spending time with loved ones in one of America's hundreds of jam-packed airports. So roll up your jacket, find a warm spot on the floor, and enjoy the love!

In this special clip, the Onion News Network gives some of our troops in Iraq the opportunity to send messages home to their loved ones. The dispatches are poignant, honest, brutally unflinching... Just please remember that...

Finally, the Onion introduces us to some doing real good on this planet. "God's Hands," a Colorado-based Christian group is working to help Africans suffering from the devastating effects of famine... so long as they don't...

Thousands of people turned out for the 30th annual Ninja Parade in Modesto, CA to no avail. Keeping with the time-honored tradition, and the secret stealth warrior arts the fighters practice, not a single Ninja was spotted...

According to Rep. Michael Gelinas (R-NE), 63% of children don't have sufficient Internet connections for accessing chat rooms, and the ones that do can't even pinpoint their location on Google Maps! Never fear, tireless...

WE KNEW IT! As we speak, the government is keeping full tabs on us, watching us wherever we go, trying to tell us such things as which bus driver hates us, and which manhole cover conceals secret control bunkers... Wait! What?...

The upcoming 2008 election--perhaps more than any recent election--is important. Will we take a turn to the left, or drift further to the right? We will fall deeper into recession and war, or return to peace and prosperity?...

Rep. John Haller (R-PA) presents HR-8791, or the Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill. It's designed to prevent large scale outbreaks of (classified), to fund training of military and civil response in containment and control...

Wait, what? It would appear that something very complicated indeed is going on in Nigeria. Or is it Niger? Sh*t... this is confusing. Thankfully, none of us at TheDailyTube accepted the offer to sit on this Onion News Network...

The average investment banker these days can only afford one boat, while the super-rich are likely to have five, six, or seven. And that's just not American. This country was founded on the ideals that every family could own...