Brad Pitt recently took a seat at a Tokyo press conference to explain that his ego was more wounded than his body in a recent motorcycle accident. We think he was protected by his extravagant beard.

Extraordinary facial hair deserves an extraordinary song.  But we recommend you rinse that soup from your face.

She is one-of-a-kind, wouldn't you agree? You wouldn't? Oh, you've been cutting the wigs off of dolls, adding elastic and wearing them as beards for years... Liars.

This 1972 Tonight Show clip offers a whole lot goodness, starting with Carlin's woolly beard. The show was a lot shaggier as well, with Flip Wilson rambling on about Carlin's album for a full minute before he comes out on...

Jon Lajoie knows tattoos, facial piercing and punk-rock sneers don't catch any attention anymore. True individuals spruce up their faces with pedophile beards and rapist glasses. It's the best way to look edgy, unconventional,

That is Dave under all that facial hair, right? We hate to think the Unabomber was set free just to keep the "Late Show" alive. We're giddy to have the bearded comedy sage back in our lives, especially since Letterman's show...

One of our favorite "Simpsons" lines ever was when Gary Coleman told Lisa about his Christmas plans: "I'm having Christmas dinner at George Clooney's house!" Apparently, it's entirely possible if you just happen to be near...

In this week's "Oddball," KO takes us to Nejapa, El Salvador, where locals celebrate a 1922 volcanic eruption in which the hot magma chased the devil away. The "celebration" involves chucking fiery gasoline-soaked rags at one...

What if we told you that Tom Shadyac, the guy who directed "Liar, Liar," "Patch Adams," and the original "Ace Ventura," was at the helm of the most expensive comedy ever made? ($175 million buys a lot of fart jokes.) Would...