Courtesy of one of the guys who brought you Robot Chicken, we present the first episode of Sketch Toons. The title of this post is fairly self-explanatory... we just hope he wore a condom. Otherwise he might get Kool-AIDS. Or...

Remember those old rumors about shock rocker Marilyn Manson? No, not that he is actually Paul from Wonder Years. You know, the one about him surgically removing his lower ribs in order to better service himself. Well, we...

We like this guy's approach to his New Year's resolutions. Getting up at the crack of dawn to jog. Smoking? Who needs it? Boozing? Lose it! Being nicer to the ol' lady? You bet! Well, at least not until the alarm goes off...

Damn, David Hasselhoff still can’t get a break. Even SNL managed to contort this otherwise hilarious spoof of MacGyver into a dig at the fallen Baywatch hero. Includes three mini-episodes in a row of progressively...

The pop tart's descent begins with a tearful and scary incident with Sean Preston in midtown Manhattan. As she walked around her car, as she's sidestepping a pothole, her pants get tangled in her open-toed shoes. She almost...