In a stunning announcement this week, CNN evening news anchor Lou Dobbs, the channel's answer to right-wing nuttery, announced he had won a bid to break his contract in order to pursue other opportunities -- in Mexico.

The first great thing about this video: One of the team is called Burger King. Talk about strong product placement, huh? The second great thing about the video? When the Burger King player who got fouled goes absolutely ape...

Admit it, you were following along the elipsis trail happily enough until you hit that "Fight" at the end, right? Well, we had no idea Mexico and Uruguay were hoops rivals either (in fact, it turns out that this is the first...

This time, they really had it. Just minutes into the game, the U.S. took a lead at Mexico, and visions of breaking the country's long winless streak at Azteca Stadium flittered in everyone's mind. Then Mexico remembered it...

Mexico and Panama have never been the friendliest of soccer rivals, so a matchup between the two in a "neutral" venue, Houston, was sure to set the stage for some sparks. Luckily for the rest of us, the two sides didn't...

Conservatives in Mexico have finally closed the border with the United States to keep the influx of tourist pests away from their lovely beaches and homemade tequila.  The Onion News Network En Espanol reports...

It's not an overly dramatic statement to say that, had Mexico lost it's Wednesday qualifier against Trinidad & Tobago, it would have been nearly impossible for it to qualify for the World Cup. That didn't happen, and it only...

There are plenty of problems with the WWE. First of all, it's not a real sport. It's faked. Secondly, it's not even faked very well, with the rare exceptions of title matches that are only shown on high-end pay-per-view (...

As Mexico deals with the ongoing swine flu crisis, movie theaters have been shut down in an effort to stop the contagion. How has Hollywood reacted? Since Mexico is one of the top ten movie markets in the world, giant...

When a Texas cowboy and a midget Mexican strongman meet, the Texican is born.  Did someone say that this video is controversial?  It's genius!

(Ed note: We aren't Mexican, so grano de sal.)

Imagine being a citizen of a soccer-crazy country that loses year after year to the soccer team of another country that couldn't care less about the sport. All things considered, it's not difficult to see why Mexicans have...

Laws keep society from erupting into chaos, but what happens when the lawmakers indulge in a little chaos of their own? A brawl broke out among Mexican wise men attempting to lay down some infrastructure projects. Better than...

Mexico City officials recently christened the world's largest ice rink, or so they believe. Looks like someone forgot to tell them that the world's largest ice rink opened millennia ago. It's called Canada. Ooooooooh! Ice b...

The stars of "The Hills" showed up on the cover of Us Weekly along with a declaration that the couple had eloped. It seems certain blanks are missing, though...like, oh, a marriage license and whether or not a legal civil...

Phew!  What a close call!  Hurricane Isaac almost slammed into Texas, but in a fortunate change of events, the storm actually hit a large, beige-ish area south of Texas.  It's a relief that our country will not have to deal...